dumbfollower:

when you find out a friend online lives near you 

emoij:

How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
2. Motherlode
3. Fuck every single person

lonelywhiteasian:

no really i’m funny i swear please stay

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justintimerblake:

getting your sleeves wet when youre washing your hands

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am